I got a Tumblr, got a Tumblr full of sunshine. I...
When someone tells you to calm your tits:
When someone asks 'Wanna know a secret?'
I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us...
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
looking in the mirror:
“I need to lose weight” 2 minutes later:
"Why do you stay on Tumblr for so long? It's just...
“….what did you just say?”
What did the letter O say to Q? →
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
I was normal until...
bullshit, I was never normal.
It takes a long time to really get to know...
Because you don’t do that. Walk into somebody’s life and make them...– Dale, The Walking Dead S01E06