- Someone: I don't like Star Wars.
- Me: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
“Tell her I’m really sorry, and if she doesn’t want to marry me, I get it. But what I really want her to know is the guy that she’s disgusted by, is the guy that I’m disgusted by, too. But that guy doesn’t exist any more, he’s gone, and the reason is because of her. So, if this relationship is over, let her know that she made me a better man, and tell her thank you.” —Howard, TBBT
That one slow friend who always gets the joke 5 hours later...
“You’re so innocent.”
That’s what you think.